lol_internets
Submitted on: June 16, 2007
Submitted by: Star[Scag]Limit

Last month I played 3v5 comps on fastest and he backstabbed my teammate and me after winning the match.

I knew something was wrong when we didn't win after we killed the comps. I immediately knew it was lol_internets who was bs'ing. This guy needs to be taken down!

bluephoton
Submitted on: April 24, 2006
Submitted by: BannedScag

I hosted a "2v6c Micro Jail" game in order to test out the stacking which I had just re-done on my micro jail map. All was going smoothly when I noticed bluephoton was using suspicious build order. He had gone zeal and goon, but switched it up and started carriers and templar.

My bser senses (think: spidey sense) started immediately going off, and i prepared for the worst. Sure enough, he proceeded to attack my main and poof my nexus. However, he did not anticipate the raw power of pure scoutage, and I proceeded to humiliate him with my handful of scouts, while establishing a new supply line behind enemy territory. Check out the replay in the replay archive!

Cream.
Submitted on: October 30, 2005
Submitted by: Scag_Serenade

Wow, this guy is the biggest bser ever! We were playing 2v2 (no comps) and when I was ready to attack he said "Wait don't attack yet, I’m not ready." I said alright fine (i was toss by the say and he was zerg). He built a shit load of scourges and a whole bunch of guards, devourers, and muties. They attacked both of our bases and we won. Then when it should have said “You have been victorious!” he all of a sudden used his scourges to kill most of my carriers and then used his devourers and muties to kill the rest. His guards then attacked my base. When you see him, get him back for me please.

struper
Submitted on: September 17, 2005
Submitted by: Scag_Serenade

"So this is how it happened. Me and my friends were playing an SC map called "Halo 2 Fall of Reach" and we were doing pretty well when suddenly the fag struper started to attack me when I was at low health and he killed me. Luckily, he didn't know that all my friends were playing and they killed him. If you happen to see him, do us all a favor and kick his ass." - Scag_Serenade

Wonhoogon
Submitted on: May 26, 2005
Submitted by: Scag_Monkey

"While me and my teammates were kicking comp ass in a 7v1 game, we killed this last comp I noticed we didn’t win. All of a sudden Wonhoogon attacks one of my teammates and kills him! So orange and me try to kill him ALONE but we failed. So we quit because we got so pissed. Kill him every time you see him." - Scag_Monkey

Dk]Cobalt[Dk
Submitted on: May 24, 2005
Submitted by: The-Rapist (illrapeyou_scag)

Alright.. in a 3v5c open map, this n00bcake Dk]Cobalt[Dk built up a nice base, small attack, but nice base, then proceeded to wait until the opportune time to BS the rapist.. well.. daddy wasnt having any of that, so i pulled out my 15" vibrating strap-on and as soon as he started to attack me, i unallied him. When he noticed i still had a small fleet of zealots and goons being built while i was attacking the mindless computer. He proceeds to beg for his life and told me he was stoned, and he just forgot to ally me. Well, tough shit. Youre whole base got owned by the man with the iron dildo. So, what to do with this information? FIrst... you can watch out for ANYONE with this tag DK] ((mainly because if one member backstabs, obviously the clan isnt as tightly knit as scag is, and its easy to say they all bs or just poor leadership))... but dont fear them. For, this n00bycake0rz was exactly that. He sucked! His attack didnt do enough damage, so he said he was sorry.. So, if you see him, make fun of him.. play him in a 1v1.. tell him he would of been of better use to the world dripping down his mom's chin... tell him anything.. but dont tell him hes good at starcraft, because that my friend.. simply isnt true.

Spew
Submitted on: November 17, 2004
Submitted by: FirstBloodScag

A person by the name of "Spew" backstabbed FirstBloodScag in a 2v5c. FirstBlood puts up a good fight but the cheesy mass carrier tactic is simply too much for a zerg player to handle as wave upon wave of carriers come crashing into his base. Firstblood is out for BLOOD! Watch out for Spew on B.net.

Mandudez & Newbie-McNoob
Submitted on: January 16, 2004
Submitted by: PrimalScag

I was in a 7v1c rush game, and this BS'er along with Newbie-McNoob (another enemy that should be added...) proceeded to destroy all of our other teams bases (O, and they map hack, because they both had Hydras at least 1 min into the game.) Watch out for these two.

Clan "I Can't Lose"
Submitted on: August 24, 2003
Submitted by: BannedScag

This is a clan of idiotic BSers who like to spam our channel and bs our members. We've ban em on sight, and we've owned their channel repeatedly inretaliation. Be on the lookout for them, show them no mercy! They hang out in "Op ICL" and their site is http://www.icantlose.com. Show them who's boss! Pwn them all!

Members which deserve a special mention:

1) I_Am_TEH_POWAR - This n00b apparently has a penis too small and compensates by BS'ing poor other pees on BNet. He usually gangs up on them with a friend of his (cuz he's too much of a fagg0t to do it by himself) and proceeds to BS people who are just trying to have some fun.

2) pm_Killer - Also a noted BSer, this guy might be compensating for the fact that he can't find a girlfriend, or that his parents beat him, or something of that nature. *shrug*

APureEvil
Submitted on: August 31, 2002
Submitted by: Devyn

After two games with APureEvil, and telling him I'm constantly drinking beer, he's impressed and we decide to try a barracks rush on Tiny Carnage, but not before DarkDragon_Scag joins us. So it's a 3v5c on my Tiny Carnage with the three of us as terran and the comps as zerg. Everything goes according to plan at first, DarkDragon_Scag lands a barracks in 3 comps and get's them while APureEvil get's only one and realizes that DarkDragon_Scag already beat him to the comp next to him. Meanwhile, APureEvil's barracks is floating in the middle like a ping pong ball. But APureEvil doesnt' just stop there and continues to build up. Of course, this doesn't mean he's a bs'er. He's free to build what ever he wants in his base. The only thing I can do is to match him if not better and begin building my Factory and Academy slightly behind APureEvil. While the comps are being pounded and have lost ALL their drones, APureEvil decides to make firebats. At this point I get suspicious and make two bunkers right below and above my CC in case he tries to drop. (Now DarkDragon_Scag is a good student, he was building up throughout all this and was ahead of me and APureEvil.) I also seperate my marines in comp bases from his and put just one near his men. If he bs's, this'll be my warning sign. And bs he does. I alert DarkDragon_Scag, who asks me (Now remember this is a 3v5c game) "Who??". While DarkDragon_Scag is figuring things out, APureEvil drops two tanks and some marines in my base just in range of some very pissed marines in my bunker. As he drops, my tank comes out of my factory just out of range of his, now in siege mode, and my dropship that just finished making is bringing 8 marines back home on top of his tanks. After that I siege him on the side where he has all his supplies and he decides to quit. Maybe he thought I wasn't sober enough to win.

+KOTA
Submitted on: July 22, 2002
Submitted by: Untouched[SCAG]

A most unfair player who proceeeds to kill the computers, then ambushes two unexpecting allies, one of them being Untouched[SCAG]. He never said a word, and backstabbed with a coldhearted viciousness. Watch for him online. "A special thanks to anyone who finds this inhuman backstabber and gets him back for me!

suck-my-tee-pee
Submitted on: June 20, 2002
Submitted by: ScagKnight

I figured I should do something really easy like a 3v1 just for fun.I killed the comp and reallyized that we didnt win. Then i saw teal building a pylon , and his base was being destroyed by sunken colonies. we un-allied him And he preceeded to build sunken colonies all over most of the map.i build a hatchery in the top right corner , which was quickly destroyed. I then Made all of my drones clump up to make a group of sunken colnies. He attack a few times with his zerglings(since there was no gas ) and died every time. The next 20 minutes was him trying to get me to allie him and me just saying "what a fag" over and over again. I finaly decided toallie him just to stop seeig him say " your the fag".

bucses and urmomsuckedme
Submitted on: May 30, 2002
Submitted by: J0hnnyRebb

These 2 work together to bs teammates if they are on opposing teams. Bucses bs'd his teammate then he and urmomsuckedme proceeded to do the same to me..way out numbered they took me out ..they are doing this as a team cause I followed them around the b-net games and where one was another went also..beware if these 2 are in a game and not on the same team..they WILL bs you!!!!!!!!!! nuff said........

chang-son
Submitted on: March 27, 2002
Submitted by: BannedScag

This guy was stupid enough to think that he could backstab me with carriers when I had mass scouts.... suffice it to say I kicked his ass.

Mil)niteKi1lar
Submitted on: September 26, 2001
Submitted by: BannedScag

So I join a 3v5c game right, and everything's going along fine. I start out as toss, Mil)niteKi1lar as toss, and Da_Doggfather as zerg. Everything's going good and we start to elminate the comps. Mil)niteKi1lar goes carrier/arbiter mix, I go scouts, and Doggfather goes hydras. While we are on the last comp, I notice that Mil)niteKi1lar has built an unusually high amount of defense in his base. Then it hits me, he's a backstabber! Just as I think this, he starts heading towards my base, de-allies with me, and proceeds to try and kill my base. I hurry over with my mass scouts, kill his arbiters, then carriers, and have enough of them left over to run behind his base and kill all his probes and nexuses. In the mean time, he's beating up on Doggfather and Doggfather leaves in disgust. I stay around, ignore his "I'm so sorry, plz ally" requests and proceed to kick his ass. Only shame is that I never saved the replay. It sux I tell ya. All I got was a screen shot of the ending screen, and then I accidentally exited without saving. Next time guys..... next time.....

Clan [Y-2-K]
Submitted on: September 5, 2001
Submitted by: Scag_metallica

Scag_metallica joined a 3v1c game and the two other players were members of Clan [Y-2-K]. Three-quarters of the way into the game, the other two players de-allied and proceeded with a backstab poor unsuspecting Scag_metallica. This entire clan is one to watch out for, as we have had direct experience of their deciet and trickery. If anyone sees one of their members, please show him an extreme closeup of your heavy artillery and submit us a replay of him getting his ass kicked. Don't forget to mention that it was for payback, straight from Scag_metallica of the Scag clan.

mojowarrior
Submitted on: September 2, 2001
Submitted by: IllRapeYou_SCAG

Okay, this guy, mojowarrior sat back and did shit while me and sargas_master killed a comp in a 3v1c game. After we successfully killed the comp with mere cannons, he rushed in and kill both our bases. Luckily we both escaped to the old comp base and rebuilt there. He ended up nuking our bases and almost killed us. Then he allied but that doesn't change the fact that he backstabbed us. I will sign over my soul (not really) if someone can give me proof of you wooping his candy ass!! *Update: mojowarrior was spotted later by BannedScag and taught a lesson. Go Scag go!

starforce84
Submitted on: August 28, 2001
Submitted by: Templar^SCAG

He tryed to backstab me and another guy in a 3v2 comp. I ####ed him over though. As he was about to kill me I pulled my network cable out and the drop player screen came up. So Ilet the timer run out, dropped him, and instead of getting disconnected i got a vic. Pretty cool if you ask me.

{U}Slayer
Submitted on: August 12, 2001
Submitted by: DarkDragon_SCAG

DarkDragon_SCAG was, was playing a UMS map called bunker warz. It started out as 2v2v2v1. Everyone soon left and DarkDragon_SCAG was left alone with DrillBit and {U}Slayer. These two allied against DarkDragon_SCAG and he was losing. Suddenly, {U}Slayer backstabbed Drillbit and almost killed him. DarkDragon_SCAG joined forces with Drillbit and both were able to defeat {U}Slayer. "The funny thing was that he backedstabbed us when drillbit was firebats, me zealots and him was...ahem.... zerglings so much for stabbing and getting another cheap win.

lilxkrnboi(DL)
Submitted on: August 8, 2001
Submitted by: BannedScag

lilxkrnboi(DL) is a player who makes up the darker side of Battle.net. BannedScag joined a 3v1c game on a map called "Mini mini MINI Blood Bath". When no third person joined, it ended up as 2v1c with both players as zerg. Just as the computer was killed, lilxkrnboi(DL) said "i hate whites" (in reference to BannedScag's unit colors), un-allied and dishonsorably began to kill BannedScag. There is no replay available because BannedScag attempted to disconnect to prevent a loss. However, this was not successul and he recieved a loss on his record due to the childish actions of this unethical player. If anyone sees him, I'll give ya a special reward if you can provide me a replay showing me that you kicked his ass!

+_TOK_RA_
Submitted on: August 7, 2001
Submitted by: Templar^SCAG

+_TOK_RA_ is the worst, most unfair Starcraft player out there. While Templar^SCAG was playing a Use Map Settings game of Half-Life Team Fortress even when he himself said not to use Mind Control he used it over and over until he had an army of every unit and was completely unstoppable. Whenever you see him feel free to crush him until his bones are dust.